Great great Grandad Arthur. A terribly stern man during the week, Arthur spent his weekends learning how to make ventriloquist dolls. He eventually decided that he preferred the dolls to people and moved into the summerhouse with Freidrich, a particularly attractive chap in a waistcoat. Arthur would spend hours polishing Friedrich’s wax finish.
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